“Oh, we’ve been married ten years,” I said. One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was.
My husband and I attended a bridal fair, trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business. Wife: “Honey, what do you love most about me? My honed body or my charming face?”. Patient: Well, sometimes I talk back to my wife. My husband and I had a very happy twenty years. Every day, she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home! After extensive research, scientists have concluded that a women’s “Whatever” means “I will never accept my mistakes or faults.”. Next to “Reason for visit?” he wrote, “My wife made me do it.” Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor. I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs. “Because your mother wouldn’t send you out in weather like this.” “How do you know these are for my wife?” I asked. Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six rolls. Optimist (Noun): A man who leaves the engine running when his wife says she’s just going to run inside the shop to grab a bottle of milk. If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you. Friend 1: “All my husband and I do anymore is fight.” I’ve been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.”įriend 2: “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?”įriend 1: “I’d like to lose another 15 pounds first.”. Joke to lighten the moment and have some fun with your better half. – Shelley WintersĪvoid making taking a jibe at your spouse through a joke. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. 
Why does a rooster crow so early in the morning? It wants to get a word in before all the hens wake up.He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back. Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude.Unfortunately, she changed her mind since then. Scientists have finally found out what a woman wants.My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day, so I told him I’d start lying to my wife.I just asked my wife what she’s “burning up for dinner,” and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings.I told her she was starting to sound like my wife. Every man wants a beautiful wife, a smart wife, a loving wife, a sexy wife, and a cooperative wife.Q: If love is “grand,” what is divorce? A: A hundred grand, or more.
#CHRISTIAN JOKES ON DOING THINGS IN TIMELY MANNER CRACK#
If your spouse is fine with it, then you can crack jokes on them around your close family and friends but avoid joking in front of their office colleagues.
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